Daddy’s Boy by Michael David Wilson is now up for preorder!
“A delirious ride through mundane absurdity and surreal brutality, Daddy’s Boy perfectly captures the feeling of reconnecting with a loved one, only to find out they’re a filthy, out-of-control chaos gremlin.”—Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End
From the author of The Girl in the Video and House of Bad Memories comes a dark comedy of errors and toilet humour.
Wentworth is at his wit’s end. He has no money, his cat’s been kidnapped, and every time he tries to kill himself, he fails. Worst of all, he lives in Kidderminster.
But sometimes you’re given a lifeline. For some it’s a lottery win, for others a promotion. For Wentworth, it’s an out-of-shape 50-something named Norman wearing an ‘I was on Naked Attraction’ t-shirt and scuffed Reeboks.
Wentworth thinks he’s in luck but makes a series of progressively worse decisions and soon finds himself on the run from a gang of criminal reprobates.
The two flee to Norman’s holiday home but there’s a local serial killer on the loose, something messed up is happening next door, and Norman is becoming uncomfortably clingy.
Can Wentworth evade the criminal mob, shake off Norman’s advances, and uncover his neighbour’s secrets before he falls victim to the approaching serial killer?
Daddy’s Boy is Shameless meets Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen with the incompetence of The Hangover.
“Dripping with wit and nastiness, Michael David Wilson’s Daddy’s Boy is a gem of a dark comedy thriller. As always, Wilson’s prose is fiery and provocative. This excellent novel took me by the throat on the first page and truly surprised me until the bitter end.”—Eric LaRocca, author of Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke
“Starts out as a fast-talking crime caper but soon takes a hard left into all-out WTFery. I never knew what was coming next. Daddy’s Boy is exciting, weird, violent, hilarious, harrowing, original, and a helluva lotta fun. Exactly my kind of jam.”
—Danger Slater, author of I Will Rot Without You
“Daddy’s Boy is a profanity-laced cocktail of blood, guts, and every other bodily secretion you can think of. If you’re squeamish or a prude, don’t pick it up. But if you’re in the mood for a wild, no-holds-barred, unpredictably violent family comedy, then this is the book for you. I loved every disgusting second of it.”—David Moody, author of Hater
“Delightfully deranged and bursting with pure British humor, Daddy’s Boy is an addicting sprint of twists and turns you’ll never see coming. Read it.”—Max Booth III, author of We Need to Do Something
“A madcap slice of slacker noir. Michael David Wilson’s the kind of magician who can make a switchblade dance across his fingertips, then a moment later it’s sticking out of your gut. A funny, wild tale you won’t want to miss!”—Brian Asman, author of Man, F*ck This House
“With humour so black no light can escape it and a plot with more twists than a tourniquet in an auto-asphyxiation, this novel knows where all the bodies are buried. Read it with caution, it might just make Daddy’s Boys of us all!”—Jasper Bark, author of Stuck On You
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New Jeff Strand and Bridgett Nelson limited editions up for preorder!
Snuggling the Grotesque
by Jeff Strand
We apologize in advance for the fatal blow to your sanity, but Bram Stoker Award-winning author Jeff Strand is back with another short story collection!
Yes, the author of Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, Candy Coated Madness, and Freaky Briefs isn’t done with you yet. There will be serial killers. There will be cosmic horror. There will be extremely demented cooking competitions. There will be pink fizzy drinks. There will be Santa Claus, hangings in the Old West, body swaps, some light cannibalism, and monsters galore.
The twenty-six stories contained within these pages include fan favorites like “Torture Porn For Prudes” and “Rope and Limb,” along with the Splatterpunk Award-winning story “Next Best Baker.” There are strange, twisted tales like “Insufficiently Splattery,” “Devil-Powered Death Train of Doom,” and “Mouthy.” There’s even the depraved “Mac & Millie,” which you should definitely not read.
Prepare a cup of hot cocoa and put on your comfiest pajamas, because you’re about to be Snuggling the Grotesque.
Table of contents:
- Body Swap
- Rope and Limb
- Torture Porn For Prudes
- Pink Passion
- Ghosts of Candies Past
- Turn Me
- Avert Thine Eyes
- Devil-Powered Death Train of Doom
- Dump Truck
- Next Best Baker
- Cherry Tree
- Mouthy
- All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth
- Hold Your Breath
- First Date
- Teenage Death Song
- Lost Gator
- Insufficiently Splattery
- The Mummy’s Bite
- My Favorite Halloween Memory
- Ghetto Blaster
- Another Santa Story
- The Well
- The Body Hidin’ Spot
- Y2K Feast
- Mac & Millie
- Plus, of course, an introduction and author notes on each story!
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Karma
by Bridgett Nelson
Though she has long suspected, at age twenty-four, Kali discovers she is adopted. The search for her birth parents brings both joy and crippling heartache. Her newfound grandparents are lovely people, but she soon learns the tragic history of her biological mother…
Over two decades before, a young woman was raped and brutalized by four unknown men. She survived, but discovered she was pregnant. The young woman’s name was Jessica.
But she went by…Jinx.
Years later, while six-year-old Kali lived her best life across the country with her adoptive parents, Jinx was viciously and mysteriously murdered. There was no justice. A small-town sheriff with clout and connections made sure of that.
Kali adores her new family, but after hearing Jinx’s story, she knows she needs to make things right. And she’s not afraid to get her hands dirty – or bloody – for the mother she never knew.
People reap what they sow. And Karma knows no deadline.
From the two-time Splatterpunk Award-winning author of Red Inside, comes a novel of savage vengeance. Intense and heartbreaking, but with her trademark moments of wit, this novel elevates Bridgett Nelson to the next level of her already notable writing career.
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Last day to pre-order A.G. Slatter’s The Path of Thorns limited edition
The Path of Thorns
by A.G. Slatter
Governess Asher Todd arrives at isolated Morwood Grange, ostensibly to take care of three children. As she settles into her new role, the inhabitants of the grand house welcome her in their own ways, and soon it almost feels like she belongs there. But Asher carries the weight of dark promises with her, and in their fulfilment lies the glimmer of freedom. As life at Morwood begins to feel more and more like home despite the mounting danger, Asher reminds herself that she’s prepared to pay a terrible price for said freedom. Or is she?
Limitation based on preorders through 4/18.
7×10 signed limited edition hardcover
Artwork by Danielle Serra
Last chance to preorder!
A.G. Slatter’s The Path of Thorns signed limited edition up for preorder.
Governess Asher Todd arrives at isolated Morwood Grange, ostensibly to take care of three children. As she settles into her new role, the inhabitants of the grand house welcome her in their own ways, and soon it almost feels like she belongs there. But Asher carries the weight of dark promises with her, and in their fulfilment lies the glimmer of freedom. As life at Morwood begins to feel more and more like home despite the mounting danger, Asher reminds herself that she’s prepared to pay a terrible price for said freedom. Or is she?
Limitation based on preorders through 4/18.
7×10 signed limited edition hardcover
Artwork by Danielle Serra
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Last Day to Pre-order Eminence Front
https://thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm/book/eminence-front/
Eminence Front
by Rebecca Rowland
A winter storm ravages a small community in New England, but the residents of one street are unprepared for what the snow brings: an ancient curse, an entity that knows both their sins and their regrets and will stop at nothing to consume what belongs to it.
When John Stephenson peers out of his window on a Tuesday morning, he sees nothing but clear, gray skies hovering above the houses on his staid suburban street, but the next 48 hours will prove to be a waking nightmare from which John and his neighbors cannot escape. As the first flakes fall, the whispering begins. A woman walking her dog leans into the sidewalk as though something buried beneath speaks to her. As the storm grows in ferocity, each of the residents hear the storm calling.
What it says, however, few may survive to repeat.
From Shirley Jackson and Bram Stoker Award finalist Rebecca Rowland comes a winter horror novel of cosmic proportions, one in which one neighborhood comes face to face, and ear to ear, with a malevolence as old as the world itself.
7×10 signed limited edition hardcover.
Artwork by Vincent Chong.
Print run based on pre-orders through 3/28.
3/29 UPDATE: print run is 40 copies.
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